The Onion on Serving the Machines

tags: humor

The Onion claims that Man’s Whole Job Undoing Handiwork Of Self-Checkout Machine:

Admitting that he basically just stands there until one of the stations starts blaring “unexpected item in bagging area,” local supermarket employee Andy Berenson reported Wednesday that his entire job consists of undoing the handiwork of the store’s self-checkout machines.

(A bit funny too that the dateline is “Sioux Falls, South Dakota,” where this author happens to live.)

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