The Onion: Protagonist Scrolls Intensely Through Microfilm
October 25th, 2009
Protagonist Scrolls Intensely Through Microfilm : This was hilarious. I envisioned Julia Roberts “I Love Trouble.”
Sources said that as the fictional reporter realized she was likely embroiled in a dangerous game of greed and corruption with public figures capable of anything, she was interrupted by a sudden, startling tap on her shoulder, which ended up being nothing more than the night librarian.
"We’re closing in five minutes, miss," the peripheral character said.